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Reading the comments here just made my day — besides your video. Thank you! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12
I don’t have a funny story come to mind…. But it’s funny that of all the women in my family I was the least crafty! Now I feel like I dream in cross stitch and ideas! I love stitching your designs and I’m looking forward to buying my first tier tray and stitching the tidbits!
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Like the sunshine chart too! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,10
So glad Cash is doing better! Love all the new stuff! Lol 😂 carrying Presley, I’ve had to do that with my very spoiled Cavalier. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Not sure if it's funny or embarrassing but my puppy was sitting in the window as I got home, I was telling him how handsome he was in that voice only used for our furbabies…when my mailman walked up behind me me and said thank you. My faithful pup had left the window and the mailman thought he was a handsome boy.
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All the funny stories I have would take to long to write! I so love all your funny stories, keep them coming!!! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12.
Just got back from a sister trip we had to get up at 2:30am to catch our flight and I had woke up at 1:45 and went to the bathroom but when I shut the door it slammed and woke my sisters up I said I'm sorry and one of my sisters thought someone was coming in the room and yelled I bet your are and then found out it was me and we laughed so hard that we just stayed up and got to the airport early. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
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I was out shopping with my zipper down
Hi Priscilla and Chelsea. Just wondering how you 2 are going to wear your hair for the wedding.
A coworker of mine received for her graduation from college a pug puppy. She was so excited she named him Elvis. When she told me his name I said, that’s so funny my friend Priscilla just named her puppy Presley. My coworker said does Priscilla live local? I’m like, no she lives in Illinois. I felt kind of funny referring to you as my friend Priscilla. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
When we were little my sister would put her clothes on backwards and also said things backwards. Like cartoons was tooncars and our grandma Kinsey (that’s was her last name) she would call her Kinsey grandma. My mom might have inherted some of that from her. She calls Panera.. panarini. We actually started a dictionary of her words for things. So funny…
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1,2,3,4,8,9,12 first visit to your channel. Fun, Love all the sunflowers! Funny story – my teenage daughter was upstairs in her room putting in her contacts. She started screaming for me because she said she is going blind. She opened every packet because each one was not working. I asked are you sure you removed the old pair? Crying she said, yes mom and went to show me nothing was there and pull out the old pair. I love reminder her of that story. We get a good laugh every time.
As usual I always love watching you both.
I have a funny and embarrassing story as a parent. My youngest daughter (18 now) was in Kindergarten and they were suppose to tell jokes towards the end of the school year. All week she was working on jokes with the family asking for new ones etc. The day finally came and she was so nervous. She was the last student up and she was doing so well, UNTIL (I blame my husband) Last joke of the Day!! Why didn't the squirrel cross the road.. finally everyone asked why.. Because he didn't have the nuts for it..
Everyone started dying laughing, the teacher gave us the most awful look and My daughter thought she had the best jokes in the house because people were laughing forever. Then in the end she said thank you my snugglypooh (my husband) taught me that.. I will never forget that moment.. I hope you enjoyed it as much as everyone else did.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12
Until next time ladies Happy Stitching
When my nephew was little, he used to sing "Rhinestone Cowboy" along with Glen Campbell on the radio. He didn't quite understand the words, so he went through the house singing at the top of his lungs, "Macaroni on a Cowboy." 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 11
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I'm getting married this weekend. I was bagged the m&ms into jars for favors. I accidentally dumped a bunch into the lid and not the jar. They went everywhere. I just sood there looked aty fiancé and laughed.
I have 3 kids, a son and 2 daughters. My son went to football camp for the first time and he came back and said remember how when I was younger I always wanted a brother? Mom, thank you so much for not giving me any brothers!! After 3 days with 26 of them I’m good! No ac in a cabin with 6 other guys he was fully appreciative of his non-stinky sisters!! 😂 Honestly though all 3 of them are super close. So happy Cash is still well!!! Have a fantastic week!
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It is amazing how much you all get done in a week. I don't know how you have time to sleep.
Wedding story – the day my husband and I got married we were taking the group pictures with my husband's side. It was an outdoor wedding and I had a bug fly down my dress and I kind of let out a yell and my husband was helping me. The photographer snapped a picture of everyone in his family looking down the front of my dress. 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
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Hello ladies. Always enjoyable to listen to you ladies. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
I don’t really have a funny story, but I love your channel! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12
1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9 Teaching my son, Billy Joseph Tatar, how to say his name when he was young, he responded with “Billy Jo Fish Tatar.
3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11. When my infant daughter was getting her first round of immunizations, her 2-year-old brother was with me, so I let the nurses take her into the room alone. When they came back out, my daughter was crying… My incensed son stood by my side with balled-up fists and yelled, "You're hurting my baby!" Then he stomped his little foot and yelled, "Put My Baby Down NOW!" Ah, those were the days, lol. Stay safe and stitch happy.
I love Presley! He’s so adorable. Oh, and that Cash is so cute! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Ladies, as usual, you are amazing! I love the new designs, but then I love fall and snow globes. I've read some of the funny stories already left and there are some really funny ones and I don't think I have a very funny story….. At least not on demand…. When my daughter was 3 she was struggling with putting her socks on and getting very frustrated and she suddenly exclaimed, "THESE SOCKS ARE NOT COOPERATING!" We realized she'd been watching way too much Sesame Street….. But then there was the time my husband, who was an elementary teacher, walked his 5th grade class back from music class and the principal knocked on the classroom door and said, "Mr. G, I found two of out in the hallway." My husband panicked and wondered how he'd lost two kids out in the hallway and wondered who the little buggers were who had escaped his supervision. He hadn't thought to look around the classroom yet to see who was missing. Of course it seemed like an eternity to him — imagine a teacher losing students! The principal then opened the door wide to reveal "his kids" she'd found in the hallway. They were his real kids — our children — who had come home from college to celebrate his birthday. I can't remember which birthday it was, but it must have been a bit one because our daughter went to school in San Diego and we live in the DC area. Anyway, they were standing there with cupcakes for his class. The principal had let them hide in her office until my husband was back in his classroom with his students, whom teachers refer to as their "kids" so she could scare the pants off him and it worked! The kids really enjoyed it because our son had a full beard and they couldn't believe their teacher had a grown man for a son, they insisted he had to be their teacher's brother. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11.
Ha,ha. I forgot to leave my requests for the give away. Guess that was my funny mistake for the day.3 5 8 11
Years ago my husband went to help my mom and sister cover their garden with tarp to protect from frost. When he got there my mom was in the shed digging out the tarps and came running out of the shed with a can of Raid and a wasp stuck in her hair. She quickly gave the can to my sister asking her to kill the bee in her hair. My sister took the can of Raid and wacked my mom on the head with the can instead of spaying the bee. My mom said: "Well don't kill meeee!!". And my husband laughed so much; when he got home he was still laughing and could hardly tell me the story. Needless to say she got the bee. 😅
Enjoyed your garden tour. AMAZING!! I’m trying to keep flowers from wilting here in Texas! I can’t think of a specific story, but my sweet sister and I are always laughing when we are together. She’s 19 years older and lives in NJ, so we don’t see each other often enough! But we make up for lost time!
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Funny Story…My daughter was about 3-4 y.o and came home from pediatrician’s with my husband – she held out a huge “ goody bag” and told me she’d gotten a shot ( yes…I had Daddy take her bc of the shots! 😉) she said “ Do you know what I got the shot for?!” I said “ No, what was it for?!”. As she stood there, with a her hand on her hip she said “ the nurse said..,I got the shot so I don’t get the Bumps OR..the WEASELS!” Since those sounded pretty horrible to her at that age ….why tell her it was for the mumps and measles. 🤷♀️ 👩⚕️ 💉 🍭 – Kristin. 1 2 3 4 7 10 11
3 4 5 8 9 10 11 no funny story but how about a joke…why do cows wear bells…because their horns don't work.
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12. My husband and I flew out to Montana to see our daughter and her family. My son flew up a few days before we did. We flew in to Bozeman airport and as we were coming down the escalator to meet our family, our granddaughters and son was holding up a poster sign that said, “Welcome home from Rehab, 24 hours sober!” with drawings of drugs and alcohol!! We don’t drink or do drugs but we thought that was pretty funny!!
You guys put me on the spot. Lol! Now I can’t think of a single funny story. But you two always put a smile on my face and give me a chuckle. 😁
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Chelsea, you may find this funny since you are getting married soon. When it came time to say my vows I said, I take you as my awful wedded husband. My wedding party started giggling as Farhe r John did to. 3 kids and 8 grandkids later I think we did okey.. Happy September to you, Matt and Cash.
I was in a hurry, and I walked out of a gas station to my van, and was trying to get in and my key wasn't working and I thought what the heck??? This guy comes out and says how is that going for you? And I say Yeah, not well, it's not working. He says to me, you might want to try the other vehicle. Our vehicles were the same. He did laugh and see the humor in it. But, I am sure my face went red! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
My sister is 18 years younger than me, and when she was small she copied everything I did. I liked Madonna, she did too. My parents didn’t like her listening to her music, but if she was in my room Like a Virgin would inevitably come on. She started singing it, and I didn’t want my parents to hear that. So I told her the words were “Like Detergent”! She started singing that and my parents were a little less mad because it was hilarious. She’s 37 now, and we still crack up about it.
Glad Cash is better, LOVING the new tidbits! I’m not sure how I’ll ever stitch all I have!
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A friend was in St. Louis for a convention. He jumped in a taxi (he thought) and said to take him to the airport. The driver said "Sir, this is a police car. "
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Priscilla, just asking because I must have missed it. Did you ever show your finish of the Christmas List by Silver Creek Samplers? I need some inspiration, since I am not ready to finish mine. Please help!!!
Oh man the pressure to remember a funny story… (insert Jeopardy music here)… 🤷♀️ 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12
Why can't I remember a funny story? The best I can do is tell you about the time when I hid behind several racks of cross stitch charts
just to avoid being seen by my mother! Our town had a LNS back then, and my mom had gone to the shop to buy me a gift certificate
for Christmas. She didn't realize, however, that I was already inside the shop! When I heard her voice, I froze in terror, not wanting to ruin
her surprise for me. The funny thing is that the shop was so small that I don't know how I managed to pull it off without her seeing me!! 11