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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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I need Trixie and Katya to come out with an amazing NA vodka that gives you the joy of a beverage without the consequences! I have a feeling it would be epic!! Also, budget friendly would be even better! Love y’all!
a read as to how privileged you guys are by recalling nine eleven as not as oppressive. it's a longas* story.
27:41 Katyas reaction is priceless 😂
They really just said that they worry about naming people on the pod because they'll get an angry response and two seconds later Katya said Naomi would have never won Drag Race S8 😆
The TSA part is so funny
Trixie: "Don't google it!!“
Me: tears my ACL running to Google
cool sculpting fucked up linda evangelista btw. get into it
Now we knoww Trixies talking about Michell Visage and her Ozempic, right? And honestly, Trix just needs to admit she’s on it too. Def talk about it enough.
Empath means you adopt people's energy as your own, and have to learn to shield your energy or you are easily at the mercy of others. It's a psychic power of divination (as I see it, as I am one). There's 5 C's-look em up-of psychic abilities that are all different.
HAVING empathy means you can put yourself in other's shoes so you are kinder to them, imo. There's a theory that if you were exposed to Narcissism at a developmental age you just develop skills like that, out of survival. I think it depends on the person.
The more you know. 😉💗✨
I can’t get enough of Trixie laughing as Dr. Phil
7:25 Michelle Visage?
“are they really friends?” Katya- has a framed photo of Trixie in her house
General please maybe don't try cool sculpting as there are more people coming out and saying the procedure resulted in the same as Linda Evangelista where painful bricks of fat just keep growing in your body and can't really be helped and the company basically makes you sign an NDA to fix it so there aren't as many reports of this result as there should be. It wasn't just an overdramatic fatphobia thing people have legit been disfigured and in chronic pain
"Are they ex-pats" 😂
FINALLY KASHA MENTIONS BEAU IS AFRAID
'And then you got Darienne'. My god; truer words n'er spoken.
Screaming at Peaches’ “Miss Thing”
36:28 THIS ENTIRE PART IS SENDING ME 😭
is this the one where they talked about barbie?
The scream moment at 12:25 is absolutely destroying me WHYYYYYY 😂😂😂
The Dr.Phil impression OMGG 🤣🤣🤣
I JUST found out that I share a birthday with KATYA! Why am I ELATED about this???? WERK GIRLS…we LUUURVE you❤️
Didn’t Ezra groom a kid and kidnap them and that’s why we’re mad 😂😅
"Did she look great or did she look super skinny?"-Katya with the true teaaaa
Also, Celine Dion is a Quebec icon and is famously super super strict and meticulous about her vocals so she would have full equipment in her house lol
Why do people still ask that question about friendship?? Rude much!!
The lighting looked SO MUCH better on camera when she changed it and when it went back I went NO!
On Barbie: 'are they expats?' 🤣🤣🤣 what a take 😂
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have and love that Macy Rodman x Arronofsky tee!
A TSA agent in Turkey fully mocked me for “runway walking through the check point”. And then he shantayed across the floor to mimic it.
They also thought my hairbrush was an illegally smuggled fish.
Temperature guns are the best cat toys.
I can confirm that Celine Dion's demo take is the final version in the Titanic movie. They only re-recorded it for the soundtrack album with a few note changes.
Katya, congrats on your progress with the nicotine addiction! It's a hard one and I admire you for your strength! Bravo!
I love how Katya looks like the singer of a hardcore band now. My hero.
Not even kidding, I've been replaying Katya's "so why did you come here?" on loop for the past 2 hours cuz something in her tone made me lose my shit cry laughing 😂❤ 18:28
katya is GRITTING HER TEETH through these ads
tbh i didnt like Barbie because even though its good that they made it about feminism and the patriarchy they did it way too surface level for me. they also went on and on about how women are treated and then just gave all the kens a free pass after how they treated the Barbies. It felt like a really long SNL skit to me. I think going into it my expectations were too high
“I wouldn’t have done that if I were ye” i died
I thought the whole Mattel storyline in the movie was dumb lol
katya i NEED your opinion beau is afraid bc i love surrealist stuff and i feel like it’s there? as much as a film like that can be
I’m 43 and can still straddle press a handstand. Hahaha
Psychic yes, empathic NOOOO
I currently have MCT Oil jitters which is making me feel like my guts are in a meat grinder. You girls are helping me through this difficult time. Not all heroes wear capes 😊
Bro i remember early 4 am flight. All of us at TSA as you do. Some guy pulled off his shoes and stunk the whole line up. We were trying to not gag. This TSA woman goes "hell no. Trish hand me the spray" Immediately Trish chucks a body spray at her and this lady starts spraying the ground and plugging up her noise saying loudly. "it is too early for this yall" and someone in line shouted "please wash yall feet" and she responded "wash your feet, wash your ass wash your everything. Dont be nasty". Truly lifted my 4am spirits.
we DO need to talk about Beau is afraid!!!!!!
omg yes im doing a second viewing of barbie as well bc i dont know how to feel about it either
I was listening on my drive home and I had to look up the video because they always forget that this is supposed to be an audio medium and I need to know what they're pointing at 😀
Trixie doing Dr. Phil is hilarious "hey bitch"
baby…ezra miller kidnapped someone lol.
Ty for the laughs ❤ it was a shit day but now I feel better