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There’s certain things you’re s’posed to know
When you’re a girl who grows up in the south
I try to use my common sense
But my foot always ends up in my mouth
And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
I’d fall down
And my mama cried
When she realized
I ain’t pageant material
I’m always higher than my hair
And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace
But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t
I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t
God bless the girls who smile and hug
When they’re called out as a runner up on TV
I wish I could, but I just can’t
Wear a smile when a smile ain’t what I’m feelin’
And who’s to say I’m a 9.5
Or a 4.0 if you don’t even know me
Life ain’t always roses and pantyhose
And…
I ain’t pageant material
I’m always higher than my hair
And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace
But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t
I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t
I ain’t pageant material
The only crown is in my glass
They won’t be handin’ me a sash
And that’s okay, cause there’s no way
You’ll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t
I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t
Yeah I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t..(read more at source)
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"Aint that i dont care about world peace but i dont see it how i can fix it in swimsuit on a stage..m" 😂😂
"I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't"…… Well said! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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I’m not really a genre hater, but the country playlist we listen to at work is mostly recycled dogshit. This is the one song on that playlist that isn’t on creative autopilot.
this song describes me perfectly. I will never be in a fluffy kitten pink dress wearing pageant. I don't like that kind of stuff!
If someone ever made me do a beauty pageant, I would sing this song in the talent part to get back at them.
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i love this song 10 out of 10
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Good job